So It’s International Women’s Day?

Written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 8 March 2020

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The clock is ticking.

One day out of 365 days. Wow!

Who gets the other 364 days, or did women receive their one special day this year because there was one extra leap year day on February 29, 2020?

Women were tossed a very stale breadcrumb, but they still don’t have the right to determine their own health issues: able to terminate a pregnancy when it is the size of a lentil. At least, not in the United States.

“Force women to watch a sonogram of human life they will kill.”

“Make women pay for a funeral of the life they will kill.”

If men got pregnant, terminating a pregnancy would not even be an issue. It would be as accessible as going to the barbershop for a haircut.

“Trim around the ears, do the eyebrows and nose hairs. And I got knocked up again after the office Christmas party.”

“Bingo, fella! You’re going to be earning a trophy this year!”

A woman astronaut from the United States will one day be walking on the moon, 238,900 miles away from earth, but she still won't have the right to terminate a pregnancy.

International Women’s Day? Will a woman ever be elected President of the United States?

If Hillary Clinton were in the (and rightly-earned) White House, does anyone believe the United States would be heading toward the pandemic it is heading towards today? Why did the least competent person running for that office win that election?

Putin’s middle finger was on the election scale, and Trump has done his bidding ever since, but where is the outrage? There's more outrage over abortion rights, than election fraud.

Why did Comey announce a second investigation into Hillary’s emails on a rumor, but clamped shut about the Trump investigation already underway? A male thing? Maybe? Huh?

Israel, England, Pakistan, New Zealand, Germany, Canada, Peru, Rwanda, Ireland, India, and Jamaica already have had women as heads of state.

Why are the men of the United States so chicken?

By midnight, International Women’s Day will be over and women will be back in the kitchen.

Guys, your skirts are showing.

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