34 Members of Vogelcheck Family Come Down With Coronavirus After Holiday Event
New Warsaw, Iowa - The sanitary practices of a local family have been called into question, after almost three dozen extended family members were tested positive for coronavirus at a North Side Hospital. Local health officials immediately cordoned...
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A Shreveport man is claiming that the Internal Revenue Service is sending him mixed signals regarding both his 2018 and 2019 tax returns. Tatty Mullett, 38, a broad-shouldered man with a back akin to a sturdy oak, relayed two conversations he had ha...
Read full storyManchester United Captain Harry Maguire In Twitter Confusion
Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said he is doing everything possible to get fit for the Derby match, but this was confusing, as the Derby match has already been played, on Wednesday, United having won 3-0. Talking about things that a...
Read full storyFrom Reconstruction to Deconstruction (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
From Reconstruction to Deconstruction I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. The One and Only Donald J. Trump (I had to do that ‘cause the quote was really shor...
Read full storyJoe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome
“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...
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In an unexpectedly open display of support for Muslims in Britain, the Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has converted to Islam. "This should put an end, once and for all, to those doltish claims that Islamophobia is rife in the Conservative party. N...
Read full storyKaty Perry Reveals A Big Secret
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Pop star Katy Perry performed to a standing-room-only audience at Milwaukee’s Beer Suds Arena. After doing an hour-and-twenty-minute show, she told the audience that she had some good news. “Trump has been kidnapped?” One o...
Read full storyDemi Lovato Confesses That She Has A Big Crush On Rihanna
MONTECITO HEIGHTS, California – Demi Lovato has certainly had her share of ups and downs, and she recently spoke with Vox Populi News Agency’s reporter Ichabod Fernandez. Lovato and Fernandez talked at the popular Lower 40 Steak House in Montecito...
Read full storyTrump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs
PAW PAW, West Virginia – Massachusetts senator and rejected Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has thrown in the turquoise towel, as they say out in Santa Fe, New Mexico. President Trump speaking at a rally in Paw Paw, West Virgi...
Read full storyCherokee Woman Pulls Out Of Race: Burial Rituals for Pocahontas Begin
BILLINGSGATE POST: As a culture, Cherokee Indians are very spiritual people that view death as a transition rather than an end. Funeral services are usually conducted by a Cherokee shaman the day after death. The bodies are traditionally buried in t...
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