Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon
Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don’t have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon You saw my days in sch...
Read full storyMan thinking about what speakers Genesis will be using during their tour
Prog rock obsessive, Gary Johnson, is wondering what type of speakers Genesis will use on their next tour. The Last Domino tour features three of the band, who, in another life, could have become science teachers or geologists, playing in front of...
Read full storyCoronavirus: I Think I May Have It - What Should I Do?
The Coronavirus has spread steadily since it surfaced in China in January, and it's now looking like it may soon be present in every country of the world. People are, understandably, nervous. TheSpoof.com has decided to provide a layman's guide of wh...
Read full storyNashville Man Takes Sobriety Two Days at a Time
“I’ve always been kind of an over-achiever,” said Chase Landry of Nashville, Tennessee, who’s been working hard to overcome his issues with alcohol. “The ‘just for today’ concept may work for some people, but I think it’s important to think ahead.”...
Read full storyEilish Fever: Pandemic Could Get Worse, CDC Says
In what the CDC once described as a small but controllable event, the PANI-C virus, better known as Eilish Fever, has since escalated into a global catastrophe. First identified in 2016, when pop artist Billie Eilish released her debut single, “Ocean...
Read full storyA Louisiana Stripper Says If She Contracts The Coronavirus She’ll Make It A Point To Attend All Of Trump’s Campaign Rallies
LAFAYETTE – The New Orleans Recorder Chronicle has just learned that a stripper from Louisiana hates President Donald Trump so much, that she'll attend his rallies if she gets infected with the Coronavirus. Ambrosia Boochee, 27, who dances under t...
Read full story47,917 U.S. Psychiatrists Express Tremendous Concern Over President Trump’s Declining State of Mind
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Many of the nation’s leading Psychiatrists met in Hawaii for their yearly Psychs Convention. And everyone of them pointed out that they are extremely worried about Trump and his worsening brain condition. Dr. Teo P. Bednarski...
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He Will Be Signing An Executive Order Changing The Name of the Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Washington Globe Express is reporting that President Trump has just announced an update on the Coronavirus. He told the Globe Express that he is going to legally change the name of the virus from the foreign-sounding Corona...
Read full storyMud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued
The British glam-rock group, Mud, have announced that their record company will be re-releasing one of their biggest hit singles, 'Lonely This Christmas' later this month, before it's too late! Mud had a string of Top-10 hits during the early 1970...
Read full storyLiverpool: Has Jürgen Klopp Lost The Dressing Room?
There was more bad news for Liverpool fans at Stamford Bridge last night, as the Reds crashed out of the FA Cup at the hands of Chelsea, and, after being hammered 3-0 at Watford on Saturday - meaning they have suffered two defeats in four days - so…
Read full storyTrump’s Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Arrested By FBI Storm Troopers
BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...
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