President Trump Proposes Constructing Bigly Retractable Dome Over USA
BILLINGSGATE POST: Last night, before a National audience, President Trump not only cancelled all passenger travel from Europe, he said that a plan to build a retractable dome over the continental USA is being considered. President Trump: “Now t...
Read full storyThe Sound of Dribbling Basketballs Has Faded Off Into The Sunset
MIAMI – The NBA owners met at LeBron James’ Miami mansion, Casa Dribble, and they voted to suspend the remainder of the NBA season due to the Coronavirus which is getting out of hand. The vote to stop playing was 29-1. The owners are still trying...
Read full storyDove Feels Unfairly Pigeonholed
Fed up with constantly being regarded as a symbol of peace, a dove named Dave, from New York City, admitted to feeling unfairly pigeonholed. “I’ve got nothing against peace, of course,” said Dave. “But I also experience a whole range of other emot...
Read full storyPresident Trump Divulges That He Will Not Be Too Concerned About the Coronavirus Unless a Trump Family Member Comes Down With It
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump called in to a popular GOP radio show and said he wants everyone to stop panicking regarding the Coronavirus. He stated that as long as you wash your hands, and you don’t grab a woman by the you-know-what, and yo...
Read full storyPundits Say That Trump (The Default President) Needs To Stop Worrying About Joe Biden
NEW YORK CITY – Political pundits, reporters, and columnists from all over the nation met in the Big Apple and they had an excellent meeting. Every last one of them is in total agreement that “The Pied Piper of The Potomac” really needs to stop w...
Read full storyThe FBI, The CIA, and Even The Ku Klux Klan Are All Insisting That President Trump Get Tested For COVID-19 Immediately
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.
Read full storyPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Blame President Trump For The Coronavirus Getting Totally Out of Hand
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – Queen Elizabeth’s grandson and his lovely wife were having a great time during the Spring Break festivities in Daytona Beach. Harry wore swim trunks emblazoned with the American flag (Old Glory) and Meghan wore a rather ti...
Read full storyThe Return of Spoof Writer Abel Rodriguez
I started writing for Mark Lowton's Spoof back in 2004. I left the Spoof in 2014. And for the past six years I have been living up in Penguinville, Alaska. This little quaint Eskimo fishing village is just a stone's throw from the North Pole. I...
Read full storyJoe Rogan Experience Guest Advises Listeners That 'Things To Do Before They Die' Should Be Done Without Further Delay
A health expert guest on the Joe Rogan Experience, the audio and video podcast, who had been invited to talk about the Coronavirus, its possible implications, and how to go about dealing with it, should you get it, had some stark advice for those lis...
Read full storyMan Forced To Sit For 13 Miles In Rickety Trailer Attached To Back Of Motorbike
A man who was exhausted after a hard day at work, has revealed details of how he was made to sit on the bare wooden boards of a rickety, old trailer attached to the back of his wife's motorbike, and driven 13 miles home, causing distress to his back...
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