Emma Doll Vandalized
LDN; In October of 2019, an educational art piece was unveiled, “Emma, your future colleague”. A hunchback lady, complete with a puffy, jaundiced appearance was meant to be visual warning against the physical toll that the travails a “cushy” modern...
Read full storyPre-Used Toilet Paper Now Being Offered On Ebay
BILLINGSGATE POST: Is the world going nuts? Both grocery stores and large box outlets can’t keep toilet paper on their shelves. To take advantage of this phenomenon, unscrupulous entrepreneurs are gobbling up poop-stained tissue, re-rolling it and r...
Read full storyGreta fails to hand in homework...Again!
Teachers at the "Stockholm School for Wayward Children" were left feeling perplexed once more today, as they discovered that Climbing Activist, Greta Thumberg, had lost her homework for the third time this week. A spokesperson for the school, Mr G...
Read full storyWriter sees sales soar thanks to coronavirus
English author, Duncan Whitehead, has reported that sales of his books in the USA have trebled overnight, as shoppers continue to panic-buy goods and food. However, the increase in sales appears to have had nothing to do with the stories themselv...
Read full storyTokyo Olympic Games To Go Ahead 'Behind Closed Doors'
The Tokyo Olympic Games scheduled to start on 24 July, will go ahead as planned, but they will be staged 'behind closed doors', it's been announced in the last few minutes, in a statement by the International Olympic Committee from Berne, in Switzerl...
Read full storyThis Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing (the last excerpt and triumphant conclusion to Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words)
This Book is All Wrong and I’m Suing When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon “Hey, wait a minute. That came out all wrong,” that was the first thing I said to myself after I r...
Read full storyFDA Urges More Coronavirus Testing so that Treatment of Cold-Like Symptoms Can Proceed Exactly as It Otherwise Would Have
Railing against the dearth of testing for coronavirus, the Food and Drug Administration emphasized the importance of making testing widely available, so that treatment of Americans demonstrating cold-like or flu-like symptoms can proceed exactly as i...
Read full storyHalf A Dozen Republican Senators Are Self-Quarantining and Each One Has Shaken Hands With President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump’s theory that Republicans cannot get the Coronavirus has been shot all to hell, as half a dozen or so Republican senators, including Ted “Herman Munster" Cruz, Matt “The Brat" Gaetz, Doug “Forrest Gump" Collins, and Louie “Th...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Agreed To Wear A Skimpy Bikini Swimsuit and Do a Public Service Commercial For The Coronavirus
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, was approached by a public service organization about doing a television ad to stress the importance of getting tested for the Coronavirus Markle said that she is only too glad to do it, a...
Read full storyThe Stock Market Continues To Spiral Downward and Trump Says He May Cut Social Security Payments By As Much as 70%
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House divulged that President Trump has been seen stressing out more and more with each passing day. The stock market continues to set records for losses, and as Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi said to CNN's Do...
Read full storyLiverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown
It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...
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