WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that all Democrats are loving, and about which most Republicans are saying WTF, the highest court in the land has thumbed their noses up at Trump.
The Trumpster is fit to be tied, and has already worked overtime tweeting up a storm.
In fact, the White House doctor, Dr. Fang Fu Fi, had to check out POTUS, because he nearly sprained his tiny, little finger with his 90 mph tweeting.
Melania said that she even saw smoke coming out of her husband’s cell phone, and out of her husband’s ears.
So, after the longest tax audit in the history of the universe, President Trump will now have to release his tax records or get hit with a $2.7 million non-compliance fine.
When Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, heard about the vote, he reportedly said, "Oh, shit, it looks like my BFF Comrade Donald is going to be toast!"
The Hackensack Unveiler Chronicle newspaper reported that is nice to finally see that Republican judges, Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh, have finally joined Judge John Roberts, and grown a pair.
The only dissenters were quasi-judges, Samuel “No Balls” Alito, and black judge, Clarence “Uncle Tom” Thomas, who definitely looks black, but who thinks he’s Swedish.
Whoopi Goldberg, of "The View", said that Judge “Clara” needed to take a good, long, hard, look in 'her' mirror.