Feds Urge Drivers to Replace Air in Tires Monthly
(Washington) – The National Traffic and Safety Board is urging all drivers to make sure that they replace the air in their tires every month. This is due to the phenomenon of ‘flat air’. Undersecretary of the NTSB Hoot G. Lemon stated: “People do…
Read full storyPensioner’s Story Has Shock Ending
Outraged pensioner Vernon Molehill-Stamper, 83, was shocked to find his garden ‘rearranged’ overnight. “My gnomes had been interfered with,” said the sprightly octogenarian gardener, amateur explosives enthusiast, and long-standing resident of Dar…
Read full story10 Road Trip Essentials
With travel restricted due to the coronavirus pandemic, many people are taking their summer vacations in the form of a road trip. Road trips are a great way to see all the great sights a country has to offer while allowing you to stop anywhere along…
Read full storyScab Pulled Off Knee Prematurely
A fall just over a fortnight ago that resulted in a scraped knee and a subsequent scab, had almost healed as of yesterday, until the person whose knee it was on, picked the scab off it. Myke Woodson, of Oaf-on-Sea, East Yorkshire, tripped and fell…
Read full storyHoward Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…
Read full storyGisele Bundchen, Wife of Tom Brady, Films a Nude Commercial For Irish Spring Soap
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…
Read full storyTens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos
VIENTIANE, Laos – (Satire News) - The government of Laos has just informed the world media that they are seeing a tremendous influx of people from all over the world due to the Coronavirus. The head of the Laotian Department of Influxers has state…
Read full storyAn Erotically Sexy Ex-Pole Dancer Has Been Named Sheriff of Tulsa, Oklahoma
TULSA – (Satire News) - The Tulsa City Council has just named Deputy Amanda Timberwine to be the new city sheriff. Deputy Timberwine, has been with the sheriff's department for three weeks. She is replacing Sheriff Clyde Costello, who suddenly lef…
Read full storyKid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump
DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…
Read full storyPresident Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band
GRITS CREEK, Kentucky – (Spoof News) - The President recently heard a new country band as he was playing a round of golf at the Grits Creek International Golf Course. The name of the group is the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band, which they named in…
Read full storyTrump Is On The Warpath With Dr. Deborah Birx
Trump is on the warpath with Dr. Deborah Birx, also known as the scarf lady doctor. Love was in the air for a very long time, and she slowly came up in the ranks, even replacing Dr. Fauci for a few weeks. But all that is history. Birx said som…
Read full storyDonald Trump Threatens Lawsuit
Trump threatens a lawsuit. So what else is new? Another Trump threat/distraction? Like: Little boy is going to hold his breath until he gets a cookie. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care? In reality, the whole world is holding its collective br…
Read full storyTrump Supporters Vow to Boycott Election in November!
Trump supporters are being encouraged to boycott the November Election. "Don't turn out the way the socialist ultra left commies are calling on everyone to do. They just want you to get in trouble for not wearing a mask!" said a recently diseased…
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