Donald Trump Threatens Lawsuit

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 4 August 2020

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"Trump is coming after me, too?"

Trump threatens a lawsuit. So what else is new? Another Trump threat/distraction? Like: Little boy is going to hold his breath until he gets a cookie. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?

In reality, the whole world is holding its collective breath until election day on November 3, 2020, a day that will go down with distinction and honor.

Then celebrations will begin, and last until inauguration day on January 20. Holy cow! The US is back, and Donald Trump is gone.

There’s a good bet that even coronavirus will say, “Good-bye, we’re gone. Kids get dressed. You’re going back to school. See the world in another two hundred years.”

Happy days are here again. The sky above is clear again...

So Trump is going to sue someone? He was stomping his foot against the TikTok app, a Chinese video-sharing social networking service. The app picked up comedian Sarah Cooper lip-synching Donald Trump and his coronavirus speeches.

After TikTok, Trump is going to sue Nevada to prevent their mail-in voting initiative. Just can’t have an honest voting system that also helps prevent the spread of the coronavirus. Nope. Trump knows that a reliable voting system would be a sure way for Trump to lose an election.

No mention of Trump suing Russia because of the bounty money Putin is paying the Taliban to kill American soldiers. Heavens to Betsy, no. But going after voting rights in Nevada is okay? Going after Dr. Fauci is okay? Sending kids back to school in the middle of a pandemic is okay? Putting children in cages is okay?

Keep holding your breath, November 3rd is nearing, and then:

Happy days are here again. The sky above is clear again...

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