WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are.
The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that he is playing way too much golf.
Trump showed Kellyanne a note from his doctor, instructing him to play golf at least once every 24 hours.
POTUS told Conway, that his urologist told him that he has an enlarged prostate. He added that it is the size of a regulation bowling ball.
She started to gag, and he asked her if she was going to need CPR.
"I'm good," she quickly replied.
Trump informed her that he has told the New York Times that he is going to cancel the presidential election and simply name himself to be the rightful king of the United States of America.
Conway told him that it was an excellent idea, and she assured him that he would look positively handsome wearing a king's crown.