WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane.
POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago, a distance of about 1,000 miles.
The Captain told two FBI agents that the President went up into the cockpit and was talking about Portland, Seattle, Minneapolis, and Iwo Jima.
He put his buffalo wing down and asked if he could take a shot at flying the big, blue bird.
DJT was informed that it was against governmental policy.
Trump replied that he is the government. He added that there are lots and lots of pilots who are salivating at the chance to fly Air Force One.
Captain Pellakowski got up and let the President fly the plane. He just asked that he, please, not do any fancy maneuvers, dips, or rolls.
Sean Hannity reported, that evening, that President Trump positively did not fly the plane because the President is incapable of flying a plane due to his bone spurs.