James Comey Is 6’8” In J Edgar Hoover’s High-Heel Pumps
BILLINGSGATE POST: On CBS “Face The Nation”, disgraced former FBI Director, James Comey, was asked how tall he was. To the casual observer, this question might have appeared innocuous; an innocent gesture to break the ice before getting down and…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Asks Spoof Writer To Draft His Biography
The man whose name is on nearly everyone's lips at the moment, the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, has said that, at the age of only 27, he is ready to cash in on his amazing rags-to-riches success, and to set his life story dow…
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Be Placed In The Stocks
In a frenzy of activity on the Greek island of Syros, it's been announced that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire, who was arrested for assaulting several police officers on the neighbouring island of Mykonos, last week, has appeare…
Read full storyFBI – 62% of Shootings Start with Argument about Steve Zahn
WASHINGTON – After extensive research into the causes of violence in the US, the FBI announced that a large majority of shootings begin with a disagreement over Hollywood character actor, Steve Zahn. Deputy Director Ed Holt remarked: “We were very…
Read full storyFacebook 'bites the dust!'
(UNEDITED) Dead as a 'Dodo', extinct, Jurassic, dinosaur, Facebook, has finally 'bitten the dust' among young people who hate anything their mum's and dad's participate in! A survey completed by Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) has re…
Read full storyMassive Reboot For Exam System Gov't Announcement
School heads have reacted furiously to plans to assess A Level candidates by shoe size. “We are being reduced to trainers,” said academy principal Nora Laff. “This government is building a world-class education system,” claimed spokesman Hugh Muss…
Read full storyTrump In Charge Of His Republican Convention
Thinking that the Marvin Hamlisch song, Nobody Does It Better, was a homage written for him, Donald Trump decided to take charge of his own 2020 Republican Convention. What could go right? People immediately speculated whether Melania would pe…
Read full storyAll Florida High Schools Cancel Their Basketball Season
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that the Florida Alliance of High School Sports has just issued a statement that every high school in the Sunshine State is having their round ball season cancelled. Ted F. Boxbreake…
Read full storyThe NBA is Planning on Going to a Smaller Basketball
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver, is planning on adopting a smaller basketball. He informed the sports media that ball experts have suggested that, by going to a smaller ball, it will cut down on the germs…
Read full storyHollywood Sex Symbol Sofia Vergara to Star in “The Life of General Pancho Villa”
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The actress who has the most famous bosom in all of LalaLand, has just signed to star in a motion picture on the life of Mexico’s most notorious bandit, Pancho Villa. Hollywood sex symbol Sofia Vergara, who will st…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Ready To Sign a Presidential Executive Order Trading Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reuters News is reporting that President Trump recently spoke with Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark, about making a trade. Trump has always loved Greenland because of its fantastic golf courses,…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Greek Incident Not The First Time He's Had A Temper Tantrum
The news that Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has been involved in an unsavoury incident in Greece might be shocking to some, but one man knows, only too well, that there have been occasions in the past where the Yorkshireman has…
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