Trump to Resign
The White House, Washington, D. C. Woof Blister here with a SINful report for SpoofInternational News. Sources within the inner circle of the Oval Office have revealed to The Spoof that should Donald J. Trump lose the election in November, and should…
Read full storyTrump Predicts Failure
Standing in front of three, empty baby blue parked trucks (which were not intended to be symbolic of anything associated with Donald Trump) Donald Trump ventilated on what he predicted would be the failures of a Joe Biden presidency. Easy to do. H…
Read full storyAttorney General Barr says he would be "vehemently opposed" to pardoning Donald Trump
Attorney General Bill Barr says he is "vehemently opposed" to the president pardoning Donald Trump. Barr, in an interview with the Associated Press, said, "He was a traitor and the information he provided our adversaries greatly hurt the safety o…
Read full storyMaine governor mandates dog cone wearing for restaurant staff instead of mask
Governor Janet Mills of Maine has now directed all restaurant personnel to wear dog cones upside down as further protection against the virus. According to the Governor's scientific advisors, breath directed upward moves particles skyward pronto i…
Read full storyCelebrity Worms In Their Eyes returns
It is the televisual event viewers have been begging for. Not seen since 2011, Celebrity Worms In Their Eyes returns for a new series on ITV3 this weekend, and it is a treat. Matthew Kelly had his restraining order lifted especially to film the pr…
Read full storyPopeye’s Announces That They Will Be Discontinuing Their Chicken Wings and Sushi Sandwich
PONCHATOULA, Louisiana – (Satire News) - After getting lots and lots of complaints from millions of customers, Popeye’s has issued a statement that they are immediately discontinuing their most recent menu addition. Spokesperson Devonna Swilltiggy…
Read full storyLas Vegas Oddmakers Are Picking the Houston Rockets and the Miami Heat to Meet in the NBA Championship Finals
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Las Vegas oddsmakers have said that it will most likely be the Rockets and the Heat in the final NBA showdown. One Vegas odds maker told ESPN-5, that he regularly consults a family of three gypsy sisters who live in T…
Read full storySteve Bannon, Former Chief Adviser to President Trump, Arrested for Allegedly Embezzling $25 Million From Trump University
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The man who once had more influence on President Trump, except, of course, for Ivanka, has been taken into custody. Steve “The Face” Bannon has been charged with 17 counts of lying about lots of things including the…
Read full storyPresident Trump Finally Admits The Reason He’s Doesn’t Want to Show His Tax Returns is Because it Will Prove He Colluded with Russia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Trump’s lawyer, Segundo Juarez, told Sean Hannity of Fox News that the President did, in fact, collude with Russia just prior to the 2016 election. Juarez added that the reason the President does not want to reve…
Read full storyTrump Says He Is Not Leaving The White House
Like Alexander Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus, Donald Trump vows not to leave the White House if he loses the 2020 election. Trump’s thinking is, if he loses, that means the election was rigged. But if Trump wins, that means the election was not…
Read full storyParis Hilton forms a temperance organisation
Paris Hilton, the wealthy socialite, has turned a corner in her life and established a reformed alcoholics collective for those struggling with the demon drink. Hilton was the first person to sign up to her own organisation. She says that the in…
Read full storyNFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth
"All hail the Great and Almighty Solar King of the Universe, The Great and Awesome and Wise and Very, Very Dangerous, Zaxxorg The Third! Citizens of the smelly planet Earth, I have seen you kneel down to my awesome power and accept your unconditiona…
Read full storySis-Boom-Bah! The Sounds Heard When Biden Sniffs Kamala’s Hair For First Time
BILLINGSGATE POST: SIS-BOOM-BAH! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE.... WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE WHEN JOE BIDEN STICKS HIS NOSE IN KAMALA’s HAIR? It is noteworthy that this is the same sound heard when a sheep explodes. But what does an exploding sheep hav…
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