PONCHATOULA, Louisiana – (Satire News) - After getting lots and lots of complaints from millions of customers, Popeye’s has issued a statement that they are immediately discontinuing their most recent menu addition.
Spokesperson Devonna Swilltiggy said that the Chicken Wings and Sushi Sandwich has turned out to be the worst idea in the history of fast food.
Ms Swilltiggy stated that she wants everyone to know that the chef who concocted the sandwich flop has been fired, and will actually be posting a letter of apology on the Popeye’s website.
In fact, the Popeye’s Corporation is so upset, embarrassed, and ashamed, that they are telling any patrons to take their receipt showing that they purchased a Chicken and Sushi Sandwich to the nearest Popeye's.
Once it is verified and determined that it is not a counterfeit receipt, the patron will be given a $35 gift certificate to Bed, Bath, and Beyond.