LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Las Vegas oddsmakers have said that it will most likely be the Rockets and the Heat in the final NBA showdown.
One Vegas odds maker told ESPN-5, that he regularly consults a family of three gypsy sisters who live in Turkey Tits, Tennessee, and he noted that they are picking the Rockets and the Heat to meet in the NBA Bubble Finals.
The oddsmaker did not want his name revealed, but his initials are F.Q.Z.
He disclosed that the three Tennessee siblings known as the “Amazing Ones” have correctly picked the two final NBA teams for the last 17 years in a row.
Meanwhile Miami Heat Coach Erick Spoelstra said that his grandmother, Pixie Jo, 91, consulted her lucky knee, and she told him that it vibrated to the right, which means the Heat will be the 2020 NBA champs.