IRS Gift Ship Sold Out
(Washington) – The Internal Revenue Service Gift Shop has reported that it is completely sold out. All IRS merchandise has been bought by fans of the agency. The shelves are empty of T-shirts, license plate holders, keychains and earrings. Secreta…
Read full storyWriter Reclassified As A 'Non-Person'
Under a new law enacted by the UK government in order to curb the publication of 'fake news', a man who was once a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com has been reclassified as a 'non-person'. Riaz Ali, who was in a select group of in…
Read full storyTrump Is Getting Cold Feet
Afraid of the obvious, that Donald Trump is going to lose, big, big time, a great number of people, a whole lot of them, are agreeing and saying the same thing: Trump is trying to avoid eviction. Once again, it’s about the feet. It isn’t the bone…
Read full storyNumber 10 To Install Suggestion Box
In a move that many Britons are hailing as “a major step forward”, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced, Monday, that, after 'unanimous agreement by the cabinet', that a suggestion box is to be installed outside the gates of Downing Street…
Read full story2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22 story still doing very well
A story that has been hovering around a satirical news and parody website since 2007, is still proving popular with the punters, it's been reported. The story entitled "2 Girls 1 Cup Actress Dies At 22" was written by someone called Kirk Scott on…
Read full storyWhite House Files for Bankruptcy
(Washington) The White House, the 220-year-old home of the US President, has filed for bankruptcy. The privately held company had been struggling as the process of governing has changed in recent years. But it has been decimated by the coronaviru…
Read full storyA Federal Judge Denies Trump’s Request to Seal His Extensive Sex Records
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…
Read full storyA Dairy Farmer in Minnesota Says His Herd of Cattle Love Posing For Photos
ST. CLOUD, Minnesota – (Funny News) - Dairy farmer Spencer Funkwood told a reporter with USA Today that he has been a dairy farmer for 51 years, and, in that time, he has owned over 27,000 milk cows. He said that he has never seen a herd of cows…
Read full storyTwo Houston Astros Players Are Caught Wearing Fake Medical Masks
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - The Electoral College Astros, as many L.A. Dodger fans call them, lost to the other L.A. team, the Los Angeles Angels, 5-4. A groundskeeper reported that, during the game, he counted at least 43 hot dogs that were throw…
Read full storyA Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo, North Dakota Has The Cheapest Priced Gas In The Entire USA
FARGO, North Dakota – (Spoof News) - Gasoline Prices Magazine is reporting that a Shell Gasoline Station in Fargo is selling gasoline for 13 cents a gallon. When asked how in the world they can sell gas so cheap, when every other gas station in Am…
Read full storyA Russian Female Boxer Has Just Won Her 53rd Consecutive Boxing Match
MOSCOW – (Sports Satire) - Female boxing sensation Svetlana Svetlanovich, 27, has improved her boxing record to 53-0, with 52 knockouts. The amazing Russian pugilist has been boxing ever since she was 8 weeks old. Her parents said that she knoc…
Read full storyThe Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy
NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project. And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every…
Read full storyMan Had A Friend Who Had A Friend Who Was Going Bald At School
A man has recalled how his best friend at school was in the same class as a boy who was going bald. Moys Kenwood, then 13, and his best pal, Derek, a year older, lived near each other, and spent much time in each other's company, playing football,…
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