A Dairy Farmer in Minnesota Says His Herd of Cattle Love Posing For Photos

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 2 August 2020

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Clint Eastwood has said that the Funkwood herd is the best behaved cattle herd he has ever seen.

ST. CLOUD, Minnesota – (Funny News) - Dairy farmer Spencer Funkwood told a reporter with USA Today that he has been a dairy farmer for 51 years, and, in that time, he has owned over 27,000 milk cows.

He said that he has never seen a herd of cows who love to pose for pictures as much as his current herd of milk cows do.

When he was asked how he gets them to smile, Funkwood smiled, and replied tongue-in-cheek, “Well, sir, I just tell 'em to say…cheese.”

He divulged that Governor Tim Walz has named his cows the most talented cows in the whole state of Minnesota.

Funkwood, commented that he and his wife, Fanny Jo, said that they’ve already trained over half of the herd to giggle on command.

The Funkwoods remarked that, next, they are planning on teaching the entire herd how to fetch.

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