The Lincoln Project Says That Their Goal is to Drive President Trump Crazy

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 2 August 2020

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George Conway promises he and his daughter Claudia will both continue to attack the "Electoral College President."

NEW YORK CITY – (Political Satire) - There are lots of anti-Trump organizations in the USA, but perhaps none irritates the "Golfer-in-Chief" more than George Conway’s Lincoln Project.

And as GOP princess Meghan McCain has said, it’s because every member of Lin-Pro is a dyed-in-the-wool, dedicated Republican.

Meghan added that everyone hates how the “Potomac Punk” is slowly but surely chipping away at the once proud conservative party that Abraham Lincoln said he loved even more than he loved Mary Todd Lincoln.

George Conway said that Trump will single-handedly be the cause of the Republicans not occupying the White House again until 2042, and that’s a maybe.

Conway, whose wife, Kellyanne Conway, is Trump’s lead counsel, head adviser, and alleged inamorata, says that the number one goal of his group is to literally drive the “Orange Buffoon” crazy.

The father of perhaps the biggest anti-Trump teenager in America, Claudia Conway, proudly says that they are just about there.

George laughed as he pointed out that Trump now has to use two hands to eat an M&M.

Kellyanne has told a close friend that she will soon start putting in her applications for a new job, which she will definitely need come January.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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