McFarlane Quits Peter Griffin Role on Family Guy
LOS ANGELES - Actor and comedian Seth McFarlane announced he will no longer voice the character of Peter Griffin, an overweight, white man on Fox’s Family Guy cartoon series. "At the start of the show, I reasoned with myself that it was permissibl…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Buys Home From Russian Oligarch
Yep! This gal is batting zero. After marrying into a world-famous, gold card-carrying family, with castles all over England, some in Scotland, which she shunned, because of the, I want to be alone, syndrome, Meghan Markle flees to Hollywood, paparazz…
Read full storyAccording to the Squad, Kamala Harris is only a 1/3rd Woman of Color
According to the Squad, the label “woman of color” or “person of color” is not binary. There are degrees of colorness that must be recognized going forward. Kamala Harris, unfortunately, is deemed to be only a 1/3rd woman of color. Former presiden…
Read full storyMake America’s Gays American (MAGA)
An early morning tweet from POTUS has America rising with pride. “Our gays are better than gays of any other country. And now we will make them even greater.” When asked for comment, the LGBTQ community did not give a straight answer. The Whit…
Read full storyThe Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea
BILLINGSGATE POST: Lost in the Inspector General report about the FBI’s investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, a newly declassified footnote shows that the FBI’s main source for its collusion allegation - Christopher Steele - was known to be a l…
Read full storyLittle Girl Has A Nasty Habit When She Goes Round To Her Friends' Houses
Children are, after all, just children, and it's often difficult to understand them and the things they do, but a little girl has set tongues wagging in one neighborhood after it was reported that, whenever she visits her friends' houses, she likes t…
Read full storyTrump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year
There was exciting news for lovers of the Big Top last night, when it was announced that the world-famous Donny Trump Circus would be 'hitting the road' for an extensive 51-state tour starting in the New Year. Mr. Trump, expecting to be freed from…
Read full storyOle Gunnar Solskjaer not joining Pep and Messi in Rome, he's going back to Oslo to ask Thor how to win things!
(UNEDITED) A strange sickness has appeared over Manchester, UK, not the pandemic though. It seems like footy Gods hate the rain, cold and clouds smothering the place and prefer sunnier climates. Pep Guardiola, has taken the decision to abandon his du…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Moscow’s national news agency Comrade News, is reporting that President Putin has finally decided to discourage gayism, which has recently increased by 4.61%. Putin was speaking at the Kremlin’s Nikita Khrushchev Meeting R…
Read full storyPresident Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The president told Fox News that he might just move to cancel the NFL football season. He said that if the players are going to insist on kneeling, not saluting him, and refusing to donate to his presidential r…
Read full storyBlack Lives Matter Tells The Utah Jazz to Change Their Racist Name
CHICAGO – (Sports Trivia) - A spokesperson for BLM has informed the owner of the Utah Jazz, Gail Miller, that they want her to change the team name, which is as offensively racist to blacks, as the name redskins is to Apaches, Comanches, and Kickapoo…
Read full storyMcDonalds is Considering Changing the Name of the Big Mac
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonalds board of directors recently had their big summer meeting and came up with a possible name change to their top-selling burger. The directors are considering changing the name of the Big Mac burger. The Bi…
Read full storyGuatemala Finally Finds a Buyer For Their Destroyer and Their Submarine
GUATEMALA CITY – (Satire News) - President Alejandro Giammattei is happy to announce that he has finally found a buyer for the destroyer and the submarine that Guatemala had put on the market a few months ago. He said that, since the nation is in…
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