Little Girl Has A Nasty Habit When She Goes Round To Her Friends' Houses

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 17 August 2020

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She's lovely, but her shit stinks

Children are, after all, just children, and it's often difficult to understand them and the things they do, but a little girl has set tongues wagging in one neighborhood after it was reported that, whenever she visits her friends' houses, she likes to go to the bathroom, and foul it by it by having a babba.

Rady, whose name is pronounced 'Rah-dee', is about 6, and is a cheerful little girl who always looks happy, and always has a smile on her face. She is popular with all the little boys and girls in the street.

But her shit stinks.

Moys Kenwood, 57, whose daughter, Delma, often has Rady over to the house to play, said:

"Rady often comes round to play with my daughter, and is clearly impressed with our western-style toilet. She never fails to use it, and always leaves us a 'chocolate gift' behind. It fucking hums after she's been in there!"

Another neighbor agreed:

"My two kids play with Rady. They watch TV, run around, ride bikes and kill ants. Rady always asks for permission to use the toilet, and routinely deposits an 'unflushed stinker' in the bowl."

There was more.

"She's a filthy little urchin," said a man. "She asked my wife if she could use our toilet, and laid a copper cable that I couldn't shift. I had to call a plumber!"

And Rady's own neighbor also had a tale to tell:

"She often pops round for a shit. She fucking stinks! I don't know what they feed her, but her insides must be like asbestos!"

According to local gossip, Rady's family don't have a 'proper toilet', and have to make do with a glorified 'hole in the ground' over which one squats and strains.

Kenwood added:

"I'm starting to wonder whether Rany wasn't responsible for that Conger Eel incident I read about last week."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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