An early morning tweet from POTUS has America rising with pride. “Our gays are better than gays of any other country. And now we will make them even greater.”
When asked for comment, the LGBTQ community did not give a straight answer.
The White House SOTD ( Spokesperson Of The Day) stated that the Chinese gaming company Beijing Kunlun Tech had been forced to sell the dating app Grindr to an American group called San Vicente Acquisition Partners, for $608 million.
The Chinese had bought Grindr in 2016 for $93 million.
A mid-morning tweet read, “A 600% return in 4 years proves that American Gays are a tremendous investment. They are huge. I love their Deep State.”
In separate but related news, American Lesbians have been clamouring for a ban on Kik Kok. They want the app shafted. They have found unexpected support from the Vegan Affiliated Group In North America (VAGINA) in the call to kick the meat habit.
The Lesbians have attached themselves to their new friends under the acronym VAGINAL and in an open letter, have asked the POTUS, if he truly stands for, “All Talk and no Kok.”
An afternoon tweet from POTUS confirmed, “I have tremendous respect for women, and if you look carefully– there’s dame on both sides.”
The leadership at VAGINAL is fluid at the moment, but Alex Ellen, a librarian or a Lesbararian, as she prefers to call herself, answered all our males. During an interview, she admitted that, while taking a position on Kik Kok can be slippery, she has widespread experience in such situations.
She later tweeted, “You can Taimi down, drag me by my Scruff or even Scissr me, but you’ll never get me out of Hornet’s muff.”
We’ve seen hieroglyphics that are easier to read. Therefore, we have called Zoe, our in-house expert to decipher Alex’s tweet, but meanwhile, POTUS tweeted, in the evening, “Despite the negative press covfefe, we are locked and loaded to bring our Lesbians home.”
