Dangers Of Biden-Harris Ticket
Are there any pro-life people at any anti-war protests? Why hasn’t the pro-life movement joined the anti-war movement to become a single movement? Aren’t their goals supposed to be the same? Life? Or do the pro-life people believe that life the si…
Read full storyMan Couldn't Stop Swearing
It's been reported that a man in East Yorkshire has been diagnosed with Extreme Tourettes Syndrome (ETS) after he visited one of the top medical facilities in the north last week. Doctors at Oaf-on-Sea Infirmary said that the patient just could no…
Read full storyTennessee Passes a Proclamation That Would Put All Protesters in Prison
NASHVILLE – (Political Satire) - In a move that could send the great state of Tennessee back into the deep backwoods, the state’s politicians have apparently taken an obvious leave of their senses. The state senate has issued a proclamation that w…
Read full storyNFL To Allow Players To Lie On Back And Have Bellies Rubbed During National Anthem
BILLINGSGATE POST: In order to placate fans who don’t like to see players take a knee during the playing of the National Anthem, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell issued a directive that will allow players the option of lying on their backs and having…
Read full storyPolice Uncover Large Haul Of Rubber Bands
Police acting on an anonymous tip-off have made what they are calling "a major coup", after a man was arrested, in broad daylight, carrying a plastic bag containing a large amount of rubber bands. The man, in his 50s, was apprehended whilst walkin…
Read full storyMLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says He Has No Idea What to Do About All of These Stupid, On-Going Bench-Clearing Brawls
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Rob Manfred, commissioner of Major League Baseball, told ESPN-4 that the biggest problem he is facing is the incessant epidemic outbreak of bench-clearing brawls. He stated that he has made it abundantly clear to…
Read full storyRodman accuses Banksy of plagiarism because he painted multi-colored cauliflower-heads on a UK wall!
(UNEDITED) Lover of utter extremities, and Kim Jong Un, but not in a gay way, Dennis Rodman, has discovered controversial Brit undercover artist, Banksy, has been depicting what he believes are copies of his outrageous hairstyles! Dennis, a renow…
Read full storyThe Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Begins Its 13th Season
HOLLYWOOD – (Reality TV Satire) - A spokesperson for the PBS Network has just informed the entertainment media that their hit reality show, “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania”, will be returning for its 13th season. Payton Tugwater, with…
Read full storyGeorge and Kellyanne Conway Are Getting Their Very Own Reality Show
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (TV Satire) - The Bravo Network has just informed the entertainment media that, after some serious back-and-forth negotiating, they have come to an agreement with the Conway family. George Conway, who is one of the biggest anti-…
Read full storyGwen Stefani Says She Hopes to Be Mrs. Blake Shelton by Thanksgiving Day
NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) - Gwen Stefani was in Nashville getting her hair done, when she was approached by a reporter with the Rolling Stone. The country singer was asked how her minor surgery had gone. She replied that it went great, and that h…
Read full storyMensa Accused Of Sexual Discrimination
Mensa, the organization open to the top 2% of individuals with high-intelligence, has come under fire from Womens Rights groups which claim that severe and blatant sexual discrimination is rampant within its structure. Mensa, which currently has m…
Read full storyNebraska Will Play Football in "Little Five" Conference
Omaha, Nebraska. Shawn Insanity reporting with SOS - Spoof On Sports. Coach Scott Frost announced today that the Nebraska Cornhuskers would field a football team this season despite the Big 10's decision to cancel the conference schedule. While all t…
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