(UNEDITED) Lover of utter extremities, and Kim Jong Un, but not in a gay way, Dennis Rodman, has discovered controversial Brit undercover artist, Banksy, has been depicting what he believes are copies of his outrageous hairstyles!
Dennis, a renowned 'enfant terrible' and multi-tattooed, 'exotic feathered peacock' saw the depiction on internet after Banksy had smothered a Warrington wall with different colored cauliflower heads! Pink, red, green, blue, orange, etc, can be seen on the side of a derelict building in the run-down, down-town area of this Lancashire, rather drab, UK town, stuck between Manchester and Liverpool; a sad place to reside indeed.
Banksy, underground secret artist with a great heart, and wallet, decided to cheer the Warrington folk up with a depiction of colored cauliflower-heads because white ones are quite boring, and local kids hate eating them; they prefer kebabs, burgers or pizzas!
Rodman, has never been to Warrington, he prefers another drab city, Pyongyang, and is now suing Banksy because he feels he nicked the idea of multi-colored cauliflowers from his head, Madonna agreed!
Only problem is, nobody knows who the fuck Banksy is, and suing an 'Invisible Man' has its problems. Banksy offered to paint Rodman naked with a multi-colored hair job in the middle of Pyongyang as compensation, he agreed. However, Kim Jong Un refused to allow the wall painting because he and fellow North Koreans would feel rather inadequate constantly staring at the size of Rodman's multi-pierced 'dingle-dangle', with multi-colored pubic hair.
Madonna is begging Kim Jong to allow the painting because she feels Rodman is a perfect US diplomat, much better than Trump, and his 'dingle-dangle' aint quite as big as Michael Jordan's!
