Man in his forties still playing computer games

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 22 September 2019

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Oh, don't even get me started on Gareth in accounts.

James Smith, a man of little remaining hair, but massive thumbs, still plays computer games most nights.

As well as holding down a high profile job, and a demanding position as the treasurer of his local Train Spotter's club, he still finds time for playing games everyday.

He said 'It is a great escape for me. I can pretend to be anyone in a computer game, and I can shoot and kill people with my blaster, like I am Clint Eastwood, a not so middle aged man who still plays computer games, because it beats being in the office with Gareth in accounts. There are times when I wish I could kill Gareth, but I have my computer games to take away my violent tendencies'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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