Sid Owen, a 12-year-old Labrador, is famous on Twitter, for his flatulence, way of eating the food off the plates of his owners, and bad breath, but doesn't know anything about it.
'Apparently,' said Sid, 'I am quite famous on this Twitter thing. I always knew I was special, as my humans take me out for a poo three times a day, and always clear up after me, but now I am famous on this Twitter thing as well. Just you wait until I tell Nancy.'
Nancy, the Owens' slightly more famous Cat, said 'Don't tell Sid this, but I have 15,000 followers on Twitter. They all know how much I dislike Sid. It is not the flatulence that is the problem, his personality also stinks.'