Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing.
"This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can't just drop a dime on their boss and show disloyalty. Loyalty is what the nation is built on, and we can't have laws undermining that," announced Trump, as he ate a chicken wing.
"A lot of people actually think that I'm introducing this ban because I'm mad about the crazy, untrue accusations about me and the Ukraine President. Just really wacky stuff. This whistleblowing just really brings the wackos out, and it's gotta go!" yelled Trump, in between bites of spicy chicken breast.