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UCLA [1-3] Rockets into Football's Top Ten
Pullman, WA. The Spoof News Service. Previously winless UCLA stunned the football world with a come-from-WAY-behind 67-63 upset victory over previously undefeated Washington State, here at Pullman, Saturday night. With the Bruins trailing by 32 po...
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