Six-year-old doesn't like the new boys

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

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And like I said, Leo my splendid young chap, stay off the booze.

Leo Fitzmaurice, a six-year-old with a fascination for space travel and dinosaurs, doesn't like the two new boys in his class.

Boris and Gavin, two older boys from nearby London, were in the school, and apparently taking the younger boys dinner money, as well as flushing their heads down the toilet.

Leo told us 'Boris was OK but he kept putting his hand up and getting the questions wrong. Honestly, I don't know where he went to school before, but it can't have been a very good one, and he seemed to be in awe of Gavin. I didn't like Gavin at all, he seemed a bit rude.'

'It was a bit strange though,' continued Leo. 'He didn't talk about dinosaurs, and told everyone not to get drunk. It is a good idea. I have seen Mummy and Daddy drunk before, and that wasn't pretty at all.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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