Strictly Come Dancing

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

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You will watch it, and you will enjoy it.

As if the world isn't bad enough, we now have to sit through another series of Strictly Come Dancing.

As well as this, the BBC is also set to re-make a darker version of My Family with Danny Dyer, and a new travelogue programme with every newsreader who is not Trevor McDonald. Other Saturday entertainment options are available though. These include paper clip counting, mourning the loss of Magnum from your TV, wondering why the first girl you kissed has not responded to your Facebook request, again, contemplating your navel, and thinking about why careers advisors never take their own advice, and waste their time telling other people what to do with their lives.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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