Drag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 11 September 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: Wilma, née Woody Wentworth of Westminster won the Miss England Pageant held in Worstershire this weekend.

According to public records, Wilma changed her name to Woody after undergoing a sex change operation a year ago. Woody previously competed in the annual pageant, the winner of which joined the international competition for Miss World, as Wilma.

After two years of disappointing failure in this contest, she decided that she would roll the dice and have a sex change operation.

The pageant judges, evidently impressed with his new measurements of 36-24-36-9, went completely bonkers when they saw his honkers, along with the new package he displayed in the Speedo swimsuit competition.

Although the other contestants accused Woody of carrying an illegal weapon during the competition, the judges were not persuaded to overturn their decision.

Slim: “This a break-through moment in history.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Just win, baby win.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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