Couple watching complete box set of Poldark, again
Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...
Read full storyAmerican Readers of U.K. Based Satire Site Demand to Know "Who the Hell is Harry Maguire?"
London - U.S. readers of a popular site based in Britain specializing in parodies of news and popular culture, inundated the publisher with emails, tweets and Facebook posts, asking the management of the blog to explain why there are so many stories...
Read full storyStrictly Come Dancing
As if the world isn't bad enough, we now have to sit through another series of Strictly Come Dancing. As well as this, the BBC is also set to re-make a darker version of My Family with Danny Dyer, and a new travelogue programme with every newsread...
Read full storyIn "Another Horrible Deal for Me Personally", Trump Demands Negative Interest Rates from Fed
Washington - President Donald Trump, whose companies were estimated last year to owe almost $2billion to banks, has demanded that the Federal Reserve Board drop interest rates to zero, and even called for negative interest rates. "I'm insisting th...
Read full storySix-year-old doesn't like the new boys
Leo Fitzmaurice, a six-year-old with a fascination for space travel and dinosaurs, doesn't like the two new boys in his class. Boris and Gavin, two older boys from nearby London, were in the school, and apparently taking the younger boys dinner mo...
Read full storyDrag Queen Wins Miss England Pageant: Measures 36-24-36-9
BILLINGSGATE POST: Wilma, née Woody Wentworth of Westminster won the Miss England Pageant held in Worstershire this weekend. According to public records, Wilma changed her name to Woody after undergoing a sex change operation a year ago. Woody p...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...
Read full storyNashville Man Finds Asking About People's Babies Highly Effective Way of Procrastinating at Work
Curtis Johnson, a 27-year-old professional who prides himself on working smart but definitely not hard, stumbled upon a highly effective means of procrastinating at work when, a little while before a big department meeting at which Curtis was expecte...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie
The light-speed emergence into the world of entertainment of Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, has not gone unnoticed in Hollywood, and earlier today, it was revealed by Lucasfilm and Bad Robot Productions that the footballer is to m...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday
Manchester United's £80million pin-up boy defender, Harry Maguire, is ready to set the Premier League alight, after vowing last night that he will 'go commando' for Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City at Old Trafford. Women ev...
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