R Kelly Reckons He Can Fly
Pop musician, R Kelly, currently at the center of an underage sex scandal, has today been undergoing psychiatric tests as a consequence of his repeated insistence of his belief that he can fly. Kelly was charged with ten counts of aggravated crimi...
Read full storyZoo offers hunting tours
To help resolve a budget crisis, the zoo in Chaffinch St Cock has begun offering visitors the chance to hunt its animals. Prospective trophies include the rare Siberian tiger, a chimpanzee and even a woolly mammoth. Zookeeper Geoff Dung explained,...
Read full storyJokester Obstetrician Told He Needs to Work on His Delivery
"The content is terrific, but you really need to work on your delivery," was the overall message maternity patients had for OB/GYN and amateur stand-up comic Sean O'Connell of Chicago, who has a standard practice of prescribing all his patients a hea...
Read full storyIndian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers
Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...
Read full storyPM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"
After the sad news of Prodigy front man's death (RIP) it appears he had a secret admirer; Brit PM May! Theresa just loves the Prodigy's Nr 1 cult hit, "Slap my Bitch up!" and every time she returns from Brussels, Berlin or Paris and enters Nr 10 s...
Read full storyPink's Hubby Turns to Old-Style Parenting
In a surprising video posted by Carey Hart, husband of singer Pink, their daughter Willow enthusiastically attacks numerous pink balloons with a very sharp knife. While Hart has been widely criticized for allowing Willow to play with a knife, he's al...
Read full storyMan Who Eats A Lot Of Fish Develops A Hankering For The Sea
A man who eats an astonishing amount of fish and chips for his tea, has revealed how, recently, he has experienced a strange, burning inner passion to live in the sea. Moys Kenwood, 55, eats a plate of fish and chips, on average, four times a week...
Read full storyIndian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup
Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...
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