Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 5 March 2019

image for PM May's fave song is "Slap my bitch up!"
She loves 'slapping the UK bitch up too!"

After the sad news of Prodigy front man's death (RIP) it appears he had a secret admirer; Brit PM May!

Theresa just loves the Prodigy's Nr 1 cult hit, "Slap my Bitch up!" and every time she returns from Brussels, Berlin or Paris and enters Nr 10 she demands the butler puts on her fave tune! She then sticks her middle finger in the air to photos of Angie Merkel, BOJO, Mogg, Maggie Thatcher, Cameron and Heath, all big bitches in her opinion.

Her hubby instead, listens to Richard Wagner on his headphones preferring the gentle vibes of "Flight of the valkyries' while he sticks stamps in his fave stamp book depicting spitfires shooting down German Messerschmitts over London.

Luckily, Merkel doesn't know of May's secret opinion about her because when they meet, May is always grovelling for alterations to her Brexshit deal, but a German version of 'Slap my Bitch up' called "Slappen Sie meine Hundin up" has recently been heard in the Kanzleramt in Berlin sung by raging rockers, Rammstein!

If you're familiar with the phrase "it's funny, because it's true", then this is exactly the opposite. - Ed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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