Grand Rapids, Michigan. A group of male factory workers at Harper's Manufacturing, Inc. tried desperately not to stare at 26-year-old Jill Kramer's perfectly formed ass last Wednesday as they struggled to have intellectual conversations about changing weather patterns and the ever-shifting dynamics of state politics.
Although they have solid retirement plans, wives at home, children in school, and jobs that they basically enjoy, the mechanical engineers, supervisors, and line operators that keep production going within the plant had to look the other way as the single and voluptuous engineering intern walked through the production floor after entering the main office.
Secretly wishing they were younger and more virile so they could attain the gorgeous beauty with firm legs, soul-piercing brown eyes, and long-flowing brunette hair, the 40-to-60 year old male employees on the day shift remained cautious, while remembering that sexual harassment is a serious issue that can lead to severe legal problems.
With their internal urges and desires prompting them to continuously talk about weather and politics instead, every male member of the crew silently fantasized about Jill without realizing that she was a hyperactive, narcissistic, emotionally-unbalanced, psychotic nymphomaniac, as well as a pathological liar who had secretly murdered three of her college boyfriends in cold blood and who was looking to marry (and eventually kill) a slightly older man in order to run away with his life insurance.