Is The Devil In The White House?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 18 March 2019

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Is the devil living in the White House? Did the Damien character of The Omen film finally make it? The news media is quietly investigating whether The Omen prophecy has become a reality with Donald Trump as the grown-up Damien. Forget the Mueller investigation, the similarities between the Trump administration and the 1976 film are at best suspicious.

“Go figure,” says Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Did Damien, the Antichrist/Satan and adopted the son of actors Gregory Peck and Lee Remick in The Omen film, finally make it into the White House under the guise of Donald Trump? A few film sequels after the original Omen, baby Damien, is all grown up and evolved into the handsome Australian actor Sam Neill. This is where the Neill and Trump split like an atom. The guy in the White House doesn’t look one half the atom like Sam Neill, and more closely resembles a fried egg. Sunny-side up.

In the original Omen film, Peck and Remick are clueless about their adopted kid being the son of Satan or the Antichrist. Sort of like the voters who voted for Trump.

As the Antichrist, Sam Neill was slender, handsome and a smooth talker. He had savoir-faire: A polished sureness of behavior. Sam Neill went on to successfully perform in other roles. The fried egg has resorted to tweets.

British actress Billie Whitelaw, (she of the, “kill Escargot,” shout from Start The Revolution Without Me) portrays Mrs. Baylock, Damien’s nanny from hell. Sort of like the role presently represented by Vladimir Putin. Mrs. Baylock came partnered with a growling Rottweiler by her side. Kind of like Putin’s growling internet hackers.

Americans may question: Why is Trump so anti-American? He picks fights with our allies, even Canada. Buddy’s up to our adversaries, even North Korea. He promotes fear and hatred throughout the world. Grovels after dictators, verbalizes more trust in Putin than US security agencies, and says that Nazis are good people. He even bans people who pray to God in a different way. What is more Antichrist?

Right. The devil’s in the White House.

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