US agency to receive “Laundryland and Sunshine Award” for actions in the new century so far
The New York Times has revealed a security agency operating as a gigantic laundromat, which specializes in "protecting national interests.” This laundromat (aka "Laundryland") houses enormous scrubbing machines that dwarf an ordinary facility's wa...
Read full storyAmericans Inspired by Climate Change Author's Message that Burgers Are Not the Problem
When it comes to climate change, burgers are not the problem, and government is the solution, is the takeaway message of climate journalist Daniel Hill''s new book, The Unpalatable Planet: A Story Of The Future. It is a message that Americans fina...
Read full storyMan Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil
Steamy-hot temperatures were almost too much for one man yesterday, when contrary to the laws of human biology, his blood started to boil. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been teaching in the air-conditioned classrooms at the school where he works, when he...
Read full storyMan buys tickets for Jedward for wedding anniversary
Gary Johnson, 48, has revealed that for his 30th Wedding anniversary, he has bought his long-suffering wife, Lorraine, tickets for the never-popular Jedward. 'When I saw that they were touring, I just thought that Lorraine would love to see them.
Read full storyOAP demands 'Sexit' referendum because his nympho wife wants a 'no-deal!'
Aging has many down sides, and one particular British male OAP has now gone public because of his nymphomaniac wife's demands in bed! The Daily Garbage, a well-known Brit tabloid, latching on to any garbage available as long as it's not Brexit, ha...
Read full storyInmate Throws "Poop Hammer" At Cell Extraction Team
Central Wisconsin. William Kain Spud, a 35-year-old inmate at the medium-security Belton Correctional Facility, fashioned a 7.5 inch hammer out of his own feces and then used it as a weapon against correctional officers last Thursday, March 7th.
Read full storyThe what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido
Dark Overbored, specializing in hacking, doorknob analysis, and dream interpretation, has again revealed inside information from the Guaido camp. The dream goes like this: The hall is hired, the bunting and balloons strung, the tables laid wit...
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