Man buys tickets for Jedward for wedding anniversary

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 14 March 2019

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Not this again, Gary

Gary Johnson, 48, has revealed that for his 30th Wedding anniversary, he has bought his long-suffering wife, Lorraine, tickets for the never-popular Jedward.

'When I saw that they were touring, I just thought that Lorraine would love to see them. I mean their cover of Ghostbusters has changed the world of popular culture, as far as I concerned.'

Lorraine said 'For our 25th anniversary, he bought me a kettle and an iron, so I am not expecting that much this year...'

She continued: 'I have given Wayne thirty years of my life, I gave up university, a potentially rewarding career, maybe wild carefree sex with a sex god some-time, for thirty years of washing his underpants'.

We corrected her. She said, 'Gary, his name's Gary? Why have I been calling him Wayne then?'

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