Gary Johnson, 48, has revealed that for his 30th Wedding anniversary, he has bought his long-suffering wife, Lorraine, tickets for the never-popular Jedward.
'When I saw that they were touring, I just thought that Lorraine would love to see them. I mean their cover of Ghostbusters has changed the world of popular culture, as far as I concerned.'
Lorraine said 'For our 25th anniversary, he bought me a kettle and an iron, so I am not expecting that much this year...'
She continued: 'I have given Wayne thirty years of my life, I gave up university, a potentially rewarding career, maybe wild carefree sex with a sex god some-time, for thirty years of washing his underpants'.
We corrected her. She said, 'Gary, his name's Gary? Why have I been calling him Wayne then?'
