Aging has many down sides, and one particular British male OAP has now gone public because of his nymphomaniac wife's demands in bed!
The Daily Garbage, a well-known Brit tabloid, latching on to any garbage available as long as it's not Brexit, has asked British parliament to put forward a motion for a 'Sexit' referendum for ageing male pensioners who don't want it any more. The House of Commons speaker at first refused, but, in hindsight, asked MPs to vote on this very contentious issue.
Aging female nymphos, led by Ukrainian 85-year-old super-nymphomaniac, Volga Olga, who infiltrated the UK before March 29th, are protesting outside the House of Commons screaming for a 'no-deal Sexit' to be passed instead of a deal which would free their hubbies from their marital duties!
The alpha-male OAP, who shall remain nameless, but writes garbage too, who is demanding the referendum, has told the Brit public why there should be a 'Sexit' referendum and here are some of the reasons why:
A) Geriatric knees are no good whilst attempting 'doggy style!'
B) 69ers are out of the question because of dizziness!
C) Any respected male over the age of 68 should not be swinging on lamps!
D) OAP nymphos with leatherette, drooping thighs should keep them closed whilst their hubbies are watching young babes on a Danish porno channel!
The British PM, who now looks like a sexless OAP, has attempted to get the 'Sexit' deal through parliament. However, she is being confronted with strong challenges from a bunch of weirdos on her far-right who keep insisting on a no-deal Sexit because peeping at Danish porno after Brexit votes is the only way of keeping a 'hard-deal' on the table with their secretaries, male and female!
