Funny story: Celebrity millionaire inspires global elites with bum-slapping antics aboard his yacht

Celebrity millionaire inspires global elites with bum-slapping antics aboard his yacht

Now being reported in society pages across the globe, members in the One Percent Club are enthused with recent innovations to increase self-comfort. That is, Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi, aged 52, has just surfaced, according to Russia Toda...

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Funny story: Government reveals no-deal Brexit plan

Government reveals no-deal Brexit plan

The UK government is to deliver a leaflet to every household in the country, to help citizens prepare for the event of a no-deal Brexit. The leaflet will explain how to cope with possible food shortages, and instructs people to remain indoors in the...

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Funny story: Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks Back One Hour, Then Ahead One Hour

Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks Back One Hour, Then Ahead One Hour

Daylights Wasting Time is upon us. Tomorrow morning at precisely 2 a.m., set your clocks back to 1 a.m. Then, wait an hour for it to turn 2 a.m. again. This time, set the clock ahead one hour to 3 a.m. And that's it. You're all set. You won't h...

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Funny story: Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Regular hospital patient and part time footballer, Andy Carroll, has re-joined his boyhood club, Newcastle, on a free transfer. Andy, who has spent the last 6 years swanning around London nightclubs, admits he can’t wait to get stuck in again at his...

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Funny story: Waiting On The Waiting List

Waiting On The Waiting List

Record numbers of patients are awaiting operations on the NHS, as they fail to hit their operating targets for the year. Thousands of patients have been left marooned on waiting lists - some for as long 10 years! Back and to the Left News investig...

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Funny story: Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

In a joint effort with Stamps.web, a proud sponsor of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan announced the launch of a new nutrition correspondence course, which will offer participants the chance to take a deep dive in...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten

Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

Harry Maguire To Meet President Donald Trump

White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...

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Funny story: Breitbart Prediction that Global Temperatures had Peaked in 1998 was Correct; Just Kidding, it was Actually Shit

Breitbart Prediction that Global Temperatures had Peaked in 1998 was Correct; Just Kidding, it was Actually Shit

Washington - A prediction made by scientists paid by so-called “think tanks” like Cato Institute and Heritage Institute, in turn supported by oil industry billionaires, that declared the upward trend in global temperatures over in 1998 turned out to...

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Funny story: Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, signed by Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, is to be given the Old Trafford captain's armband as a gesture of just how valuable an asset the cl...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Head Is Getting Smaller

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Head Is Getting Smaller

Rumours are rife around Old Trafford this morning, as speculation rises that Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's head is getting smaller. Solskjaer was photographed alongside new signing, £80million former Sheffield United, Hull City an...

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