Funny story: New artificial third arm available at Amazon Dot Com

New artificial third arm available at Amazon Dot Com

This week Mr. Bezos of Amazon has been pleased to announce a breathtaking development in facilitating use of cell phones and tablets. A third arm attachment is now available (attachment harness at the shoulder) so that a person is permanently able...

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Funny story: Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Epstein autopsy now official at "assisted suicide"

Although Barbara Sampson, New York's chief medical examiner, has announced the cause of Epstein's death as "pending", inside sources now say an official determination has been reached. Ms. Sampson stated that no single cause can as yet be determin...

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Funny story: Rail fares to rise by 2.8% in January 2018

Rail fares to rise by 2.8% in January 2018

The latest increase will add more than £100 to many annual season tickets....why wait to get ripped off. Save ££££’s on Gym Fees, stay healthy and save the planet...buy the new ‘Berlin Ripper’ available now at all good bike stores....and even Halford...

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Funny story: Man Targeted By Catheter Ad

Man Targeted By Catheter Ad

A writer who frequents a satirical news website has told of how he believes he is being targeted by a company that supplies catheters, in the hope that he will buy one. Moys Kenwood, 56, a writer at TheSpoof.com, was looking at the site just now,...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

Brooklyn Man Realizes It's Not His Mother to Blame for All His Problems; It's His Father

With the help of decades of therapy to turn around his addiction, self-esteem, and abandonment issues while trying to avoid being consumed with resentment at his narcissistic, manipulative mother for causing all his problems, 33-year-old Nate Wagoner...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

There was controversy in Manchester's main shopping area yesterday afternoon, when United's new £80million signing, central defender, Harry Maguire, was the victim of a mindless attack from a member of the general public who approached the player at...

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Funny story: "This Little Piggy:" What Really Happened to the Little Piggies

"This Little Piggy:" What Really Happened to the Little Piggies

The nursery rhyme we grew up with - "This Little Piggy" - was one we enjoyed as children. But on reflection, the tale leaves much unexplained . For a refresher, here's the rhyme in its entirety: This little piggy went to market, This little pig...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Is Sick And Tired Of All The Stupid Made-up Stories About Him

Harry Maguire Is Sick And Tired Of All The Stupid Made-up Stories About Him

Manchester United's new £80million star, Harry Maguire, has said he is absolutely "fed up to the back teeth" of all the stories about him circulating on the internet, in which there is absolutely no truth whatsoever. Maguire, 26, signed for United...

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Funny story: Is Gareth Bale On His Way To Hull City?

Is Gareth Bale On His Way To Hull City?

Gareth Bale, the Real Madrid and Wales footballer, who has fallen out of favour at the Bernabeu Stadium, may have found the ideal club with which to play out the rest of his career - Hull City. Bale, 30, is a man who knows what he likes, and he li...

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Funny story: Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Once again with eye on the budget, the White House has moved steadily forward on how to save the US money. Eliminating aid programs for newly-documented immigrants in housing vouchers, medicaid, and food stamps is now official. Money saved her...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty poem to be re-written as part of new immigrant program

Statue of Liberty poem to be re-written as part of new immigrant program

A new "Public Charge Rule" is now in effect, emphasizing "immigrant self-sufficiency and responsibility." To this purpose, various services for needy immigrants will be abolished. Medicaid, food stamps, and housing vouchers fall into this bail...

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