Funny story: President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump has said that Americans are "worrying unnecessarily" about guns, and says statistics prove they are not likely to die as a result of some nut shooting them down in a bloody killing spree in a shopping mall. The president's mind was...

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Funny story: Husband and wife are not looking forward to the end of Poldark

Husband and wife are not looking forward to the end of Poldark

Husband and wife Tim and Laura Preposition are not looking forward to the end of Poldark, and what it will mean to their Sunday nights. Tim 37, and Laura, 42, like the rest of us, live in a world of Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and James Corden, an...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Debunked By Battlin' Bohunk From Beaver Crossing

Harry Maguire Debunked By Battlin' Bohunk From Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a fight touted to be a walkover for Harry Maguire, the “Battlin' Bohunk” from Beaver Crossing, the redoubtable Slim Everdingle, threw the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy from Leicester City out of the ring in a winner-take...

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Funny story: "Yeah. We're Sorry", Say News Team

"Yeah. We're Sorry", Say News Team

Back and to the Left news have sensationally apologised for the content, tone and “general fucking offensiveness” of some of their earlier pieces of work. The multi-award-winning news team have admitted that, sometimes, when they were young ruffians...

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Funny story: Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

In the wake of yet another mass shooting, pressured to enact tougher gun regulations, United States President Donald Trump agreed to back legislation completely banning the purchase and sale of assault weapons to or from shooting stars. Explaining...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

Harry Maguire To Star As The Next James Bond

The world of British entertainment cheered in unison last night when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United central defender will be the next James Bond. Maguire will replace Daniel Craig, who has been Bond four times, the...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, says he might buy some new football boots, as a special treat to himself for becoming the most...

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Funny story: Anti-Violence Legislators Switch Target from Guns to Knives

Anti-Violence Legislators Switch Target from Guns to Knives

Sacramento, CA. Special to The Spoof. Frustrated in their attempt to outlaw firearms, the anti-gun crowd now has a new target. Liberal state legislators are honing a bill to ban a wide variety of knives, including some hallowed in American history.

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