Joe Rogan and Stamps.web Launch Nutrition Correspondence Course

Funny story written by Chrissy Benson

Thursday, 8 August 2019

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Moose blood tips are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the content of the Joe Rogan/Stamps.web nutrition course.

In a joint effort with Stamps.web, a proud sponsor of The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, comedian and podcast host Joe Rogan announced the launch of a new nutrition correspondence course, which will offer participants the chance to take a deep dive into Rogan's specialty "bro science" take on nutrition, while avoiding the global government surveillance that plagues so many online educational programs.

Using the United States Postal Service to bring about a secure educational experience for those eager for nutrition information from a Joe Rogan perspective was key to developing the course, said Rogan.

"We didn't want people to have to worry about things like Animal Control coming after them for asking about the best way to incorporate moose blood into their diet," said Rogan. "And that's just one example. Which really happened, by the way."

Among other hot topics, students in the Joe Rogan Stamps.web of Approval Nutrition Course can look forward to learning about why high cholesterol is an indicator of good health, sleep apnea is a sign of virility, and a vegan diet is actually harmful to animals. Upon successful completion of the course, students will receive a personalized, laminated Bro Science Nutrition certificate, delivered straight to their mailbox.

Rogan noted that, for all its flaws, the United States Postal Service is far and away the communications medium most secure from electronic government eyes. And with the help of Stamps.web, the typical inconveniences of weighing bulky packages, purchasing postage, and dealing with psychotic postal workers are all but eradicated.

"I couldn't do this course without Stamps.web," said Rogan. "That's not an advertisement. It's a fact."

Interested in pursuing your B.S. Nutrition certification with Joe Rogan and Stamps.web? Learn more at www.joeroganfleshandbloodnutrition.web

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