Funny story: Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

This week, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been visiting graveyards, tombs and haunted houses throughout the country to build support for a possible snap election in the autumn. Spokesman Jeff Hades explained, "The voters who are most closely...

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Funny story: Fans Say Billie Eilish Sounds Like Lorde

Fans Say Billie Eilish Sounds Like Lorde

Billie Eilish is one of today’s top pop music idols. But she has been dogged by accusations that she sounds a lot like Lorde. Eilish has even recorded a song on the subject, “Wish I Weren’t Just Like You.” But she hasn’t spoken publicly on the subjec...

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Funny story: Epstein Body Not His: El Chapo Was Last Cellmate

Epstein Body Not His: El Chapo Was Last Cellmate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Adding to the mystery of the presumed death of notorious multimillionaire pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein, was a report that the body found in Epstein’s cell was cremated before an autopsy was performed, and that no signs of choke mar...

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Funny story: Guy Unable to Hide a Single BJ in Oval Office Amazingly Killed Dozens with Wife, Left Zero Evidence or Witnesses

Guy Unable to Hide a Single BJ in Oval Office Amazingly Killed Dozens with Wife, Left Zero Evidence or Witnesses

Washington - It has been reported from very reliable sources such as Trump, Facebook memes, and various tweets from Infowars and other right wing investigators, that a former President, along with his politician/first lady wife, were able to murder d...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Jeffrey Epstein’s Hole-In-One At Trump Creepy Hollow

Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files...

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Funny story: Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Residents of Storm-Stricken Puerto Rico Remain Unable to Obtain Insulin, Coca Cola and Spam

Nearly two years after the major storm that devastated Puerto Rico in 2017, many residents still remain unable to obtain insulin medication, Coca Cola, and other food staples like Oreos, ice cream, and Spam. "At this point, some people are being f...

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Funny story: New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

Nigel Farage projectile vomits onto crowd

MEP rabble-rouser Nigel Farage gave a speech in Dagenham this week, but instead of talking to his adoring fans, he spewed streams of chunky vomit onto them. The assembled crowd lapped it up. Some wore waterproof clothing, but others stood with the...

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Funny story: All Foreigners Sound The Bloody Same, Says UK Athletics Boss

All Foreigners Sound The Bloody Same, Says UK Athletics Boss

UK Athletics performance director, Neil Black, has today reacted to an embarrassing situation at the European Athletics Team Championships in Poland, where a shot putter was selected to run in the 4x400metres relay, by blaming the gaffe on "a technic...

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Funny story: Bathroom Graffiti Leads To Existential Breakthrough

Bathroom Graffiti Leads To Existential Breakthrough

What started as a questionable choice in food last evening, turned out to lead one man to discover the answer to his entire existence. Jacob Frye, a 33-year-old accountant from Glendale, had been eating with his family at Big Joe’s Crabs on Baseline...

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Funny story: Serena Williams Retires From Tennis

Serena Williams Retires From Tennis

Serena Williams, the winner of 39 Grand Slam tennis titles, and who has spent an incredible 319 weeks of her career as Women's number 1, finally decided to call it a day yesterday, and announced her retirement from the game. Williams, 37, chose, i...

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Funny story: Trump, GOP Thrilled as Barr Promises to “Investigate Clinton Murders, Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny Soon”

Trump, GOP Thrilled as Barr Promises to “Investigate Clinton Murders, Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny Soon”

Washington - President Trump tweeted out to his adoring groupies last night that his personal consigliere, Bill Barr, would soon open an investigation into the dozens of people who were associated with the Clintons over the last several decades who,...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide Watch' Explained

Following intense criticism of the US prison authorities for allowing disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein to take his own life in his cell, even after having been on a Suicide Watch, the warden at the facility has spoken out to explain what a 'Suicid...

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