Breaking from Sky Sports Source at Bermondsey Pub: Last Minute Transfer Deal, Messi to Millwall
London - A Sky Sports report based on an unnamed source quoted at an unnamed pub in Bermondsey, has reported that Lionel Messi will be sold to Millwall F.C. for a price to be announced this week. The deal will be revealed on Monday, said the sourc...Read full story
It Finds Its Way Back into Nashville Woman
After the loss of a beloved animal companion followed by several lackluster months during which Maddie McIntyre of Nashville, Tennessee, didn't have it in her to do much of anything, it finally found its way back into her. "It feels really weird,"...Read full story
Trump/Republicans: "Only a Socialist Nutjob Would Offer Free Healthcare and College for All"
Tel Aviv - President Donald Trump returned from a two-day trip to Israel, where he met with staunch U.S. ally and friend, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Trump reiterated full support for Israeli policies. The middle-eastern country is the la...Read full story
Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption
Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...Read full story
Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!
Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...Read full story
California's Homeless, Denounced by Trump, Invite Him to "Share Our Tents"
Skid Row, Los Angeles, CA. In the Spoof News report of the president's speech in Cincinnati last night, Donald Trump said: “Nearly half the homeless people living in tents on America's streets live in California. What they are doing to our beautiful...Read full story
Conservative-Minded, Horrifying, Demonic Beast Successfully Slain Outside Of Liberal Arts Classroom After Saying Terrible Things And Lighting Up A Cigarette
Northeastern Iowa. Bradley Johnson, a 24-year-old, psychotic, horrifying monster with misguided values and numerous mental disorders, was successfully captured, beaten, and impaled on a flag pole last Thursday after making terrible remarks during a...Read full story
Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law
New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...Read full story
Scunthorpe Finally Bows To Namechange Pressure
An industrial town in north Lincolnshire has finally succumbed to pressure from residents to undergo a namechange after thousands of local people petitioned the government council to get rid of the 'cunt' from Scunthorpe. Placenames often change...Read full story