Funny story: Breaking from Sky Sports Source at Bermondsey Pub: Last Minute Transfer Deal, Messi to Millwall

Breaking from Sky Sports Source at Bermondsey Pub: Last Minute Transfer Deal, Messi to Millwall

London - A Sky Sports report based on an unnamed source quoted at an unnamed pub in Bermondsey, has reported that Lionel Messi will be sold to Millwall F.C. for a price to be announced this week. The deal will be revealed on Monday, said the sourc...

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Funny story: It Finds Its Way Back into Nashville Woman

It Finds Its Way Back into Nashville Woman

After the loss of a beloved animal companion followed by several lackluster months during which Maddie McIntyre of Nashville, Tennessee, didn't have it in her to do much of anything, it finally found its way back into her. "It feels really weird,"...

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Funny story: Trump/Republicans: "Only a Socialist Nutjob Would Offer Free Healthcare and College for All"

Trump/Republicans: "Only a Socialist Nutjob Would Offer Free Healthcare and College for All"

Tel Aviv - President Donald Trump returned from a two-day trip to Israel, where he met with staunch U.S. ally and friend, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Trump reiterated full support for Israeli policies. The middle-eastern country is the la...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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Funny story: Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Storming Area 51...Not Such A Good Idea!

Hundreds of people that decided to jump the gun and storm the American base called Area 51 found out that trying to break in was probably a bad idea. 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us', a recently created Facebook event that was planned f...

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Funny story: California's Homeless, Denounced by Trump, Invite Him to "Share Our Tents"

California's Homeless, Denounced by Trump, Invite Him to "Share Our Tents"

Skid Row, Los Angeles, CA. In the Spoof News report of the president's speech in Cincinnati last night, Donald Trump said: “Nearly half the homeless people living in tents on America's streets live in California. What they are doing to our beautiful...

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Funny story: Conservative-Minded, Horrifying, Demonic Beast Successfully Slain Outside Of Liberal Arts Classroom After Saying Terrible Things And Lighting Up A Cigarette

Conservative-Minded, Horrifying, Demonic Beast Successfully Slain Outside Of Liberal Arts Classroom After Saying Terrible Things And Lighting Up A Cigarette

Northeastern Iowa. Bradley Johnson, a 24-year-old, psychotic, horrifying monster with misguided values and numerous mental disorders, was successfully captured, beaten, and impaled on a flag pole last Thursday after making terrible remarks during a...

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Funny story: Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...

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Funny story: Scunthorpe Finally Bows To Namechange Pressure

Scunthorpe Finally Bows To Namechange Pressure

An industrial town in north Lincolnshire has finally succumbed to pressure from residents to undergo a namechange after thousands of local people petitioned the government council to get rid of the 'cunt' from Scunthorpe. Placenames often change...

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