Breitbart Prediction that Global Temperatures had Peaked in 1998 was Correct; Just Kidding, it was Actually Shit

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 8 August 2019

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Global Temperatures Continue to Set Records

Washington - A prediction made by scientists paid by so-called “think tanks” like Cato Institute and Heritage Institute, in turn supported by oil industry billionaires, that declared the upward trend in global temperatures over in 1998 turned out to be absurdly incorrect, as annual temperature averages, destructive weather events and sea levels continue to rise.

The scientists, part of the 3% minority that believes human activity does not affect climate change, nevertheless are still writing editorials in conservative publications like Wall Street Journal, Breitbart and Daily Wire despite their failed narrative.

Instead of denying that temperatures are rising, however, they are now telling people to just “move the hell away from the coasts, areas which are full of libtards and elitists anyway”.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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