Funny story: Idiot buys wrong Iceland

Idiot buys wrong Iceland

International man of mystery and avoider of Twitter, Donald Trump, has made an offer to Iceland, to buy the favourite supplier of prawn rings instead of the country. Having been let down in his attempts to buy Greenland, the buffoon has bought Ice...

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Funny story: Pope Raises $$$s Selling Carbon Offset Indulgences

Pope Raises $$$s Selling Carbon Offset Indulgences

Rome, Italy - The Pope is reportedly making a bomb on the Vatican website through selling carbon offset indulgences to jet-setting eco celebs. These include voluntary donations to a holy carbon capture fund which guarantees safe RIPs to heaven in...

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Funny story: Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Individuals Above Certain BMI Cautioned Against Jaywalking

Jaywalking is not recommended for anyone, but it can be particularly hazardous for individuals above a body mass index of 25, was the warning recently issued by the City of  Nashville. Said Mayor David Briley, "it's not so much the speed that's th...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

There was controversy surrounding Manchester United's £80million newboy defender, Harry Maguire, this evening, when the player was adjudged by some people to have been taking up far too much column space in news pages, and to be 'hogging the limeligh...

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Funny story: Bury Burial Is On Friday

Bury Burial Is On Friday

There was sadness all across Greater Manchester last night, after it was announced that the funeral of Bury F.C. is to take place this Friday, after the English Football League rules the organisation "unfit for purpose", and has it put down humanely.

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Funny story: Trump: “The Very Good People I was Talking About After Charlottesville Were Actually Art Critics and Sculpture Enthusiasts”

Trump: “The Very Good People I was Talking About After Charlottesville Were Actually Art Critics and Sculpture Enthusiasts”

Charlottesville, Virginia - Most of the right wing protesters and marchers who showed up in Charlottesville, Virginia in 2017 to attend a "Unite the Right" rally, were actually more interested in preserving antibellum sculptures and paintings than pr...

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Funny story: GOP Expects Most Democrat Jewish Voters to Switch Parties After Trump Calls Them "Ignorant or Disloyal”

GOP Expects Most Democrat Jewish Voters to Switch Parties After Trump Calls Them "Ignorant or Disloyal”

Washington - Even though over twice the number of Jews in the United States are registered as Democrats, as opposed to Republicans, the hierarchy of the Republican Party is cheering the news that President Trump has informed those Jewish Democrats th...

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Funny story: Army of Bikers with AR-15’s Sent by Trump to Conquer Greenland Forced to Return After Arctic Ice Disappears

Army of Bikers with AR-15’s Sent by Trump to Conquer Greenland Forced to Return After Arctic Ice Disappears

Baffin Island - After Denmark refused to sell Greenland to the United States, and the U.S. Army decided to disobey Trump's order to invade the immense island in response, a large army of bikers loyal to the President left to cross Canada onto the icy...

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