Funny story: Apple Unveils "Stop-Watch Legal Phone" for Lawyers

Apple Unveils "Stop-Watch Legal Phone" for Lawyers

Silicon Valley, California. Apple's new "Stop-Watch Legal Phone" was rolled out today for its initial demonstration at the monthly meeting of the Silicon Valley Bar association. The attorneys present were ecstatic. The "Stop-Watch Legal Phone" is...

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Funny story: Duke of York Always Was A Crappy Watering Hole Says Prince Creepypants Accuser

Duke of York Always Was A Crappy Watering Hole Says Prince Creepypants Accuser

London, UK - A pub named after Prince Andrew has been described as a crappy watering hole by a witness in the NYC Jeffrey Epstein case. The litigant said The Duke of York in London’s Barking, Isle of Dogs, was a real shithole just like the eponymo...

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Funny story: Trump Stuffs Pie Hole With Brexit Food Of Champions

Trump Stuffs Pie Hole With Brexit Food Of Champions

POTATO CHIPS - POTATO CHIPS, CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH. COME ON EUROPE, EAT YOUR LUNCH. BREXIT! BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s no coincidence that President Trump’s favorite cereal is Great Britain, The Brexit Food of Champions. No wonder then, that for...

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Funny story: Horoscope Was Wrong

Horoscope Was Wrong

A man who had nothing better to do than waste time flicking through the pages of a newspaper, read what turned out to be an incorrect and, indeed, misleading horoscope yesterday afternoon. Moys Kenwood, 56, was immersed in the day-to-day tittle-ta...

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Funny story: Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

Trump's Taco Tax to Fund Wall with Mexico

U.S. president, Donald Trump, and Mexican president, Manual Obrero announced a trade deal has been reached between the two neighboring countries. The agreement prevents a possible trade war and massive disruption in bi-lateral relations. Whether Co...

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Funny story: Spoof Stars For The Week Ahead

Spoof Stars For The Week Ahead

ARIES: Your ruler Mars is behind those rash decisions about last year’s part-finished contraceptive gel, a good time to flush out bad vibes with a visit to the nearest douche bar for a well earned intimate steam clean. TAURUS: Climate change conti...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino Defends Bruce Lee Portrayal

Quentin Tarantino Defends Bruce Lee Portrayal

Quentin Tarantino’s film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood has been criticized for a scene in which Mike Moh portrays Bruce Lee, the legendary martial artist. The scene portrays the late Lee as a cocky clown who gets his just desserts when an old white g...

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Funny story: Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Kiss-a-thon part two: Melania moves to a Motel 6

Photographic evidence of Melania Trump at the G-7 in France shows the look on her face due to an incoming smooch from Canada’s Justin Trudeau. Interpretations of her response are rampant across the internet. Eyes closed, she appears to be smili...

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Funny story: Rainy Day Inspires Charleston Woman to Bake Cookies

Rainy Day Inspires Charleston Woman to Bake Cookies

Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, doesn't generally eat a lot of cookies, but recent rainy weather in Lowcountry inspired her to take advantage of the gloomy day by baking several batches of double chocolate chip cookies. "I like to take...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Has Got Crabs

Boris Johnson Has Got Crabs

British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, looked decidedly uncomfortable at the end of the G7 conference in Biarritz yesterday, as he scratched furiously at his crotch area, in what experts say was a determined effort to battle a colony of crabs that ha...

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Funny story: Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Trump Will Publish New Book, "Art of the Steal"

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Well, it looks like people really admire my business acumen since they elected me President even though I've lost a billion dollars. So I've taken some time off from my grueling job as President to have a ghostwriter pen me a new book...

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Funny story: Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the...

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Funny story: Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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