Don't Forget To Set Your Clocks Back One Hour, Then Ahead One Hour

Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Thursday, 8 August 2019

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Daylights Wasting Time is upon us. Tomorrow morning at precisely 2 a.m., set your clocks back to 1 a.m. Then, wait an hour for it to turn 2 a.m. again. This time, set the clock ahead one hour to 3 a.m.

And that's it. You're all set.
You won't have to worry about changing it again for another 47 days.
So relax, and enjoy the comfort of knowing you, a mere human, control the powers of time itself.

Take your time. After all, it is your time.

In fact, why don't we change the color of the sky. Six months of the year we'll call it blue, and the other half a year we'll call it green. We can call it "Color Savings Time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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