Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.
Recent numbers from the General Social Survey reveal the number of twenty-something men having no sex over the past year has nearly tripled from ten years ago to almost 30%. Bad news for a generation of men embarking on adulthood. Encouraging news...
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Russia, if you’re listening, please release Trump’s tax returns because he won’t! He claims they are "being audited." Since he announced his run for the presidency, years ago going down that escalator, Trump claimed his tax returns were "being audite...
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The Hen Newspaper led with a headline: Honk Horn If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden. The horns are blasting. The guy is a sweetie, and you can tell that a mile away. He has that generous Robert Redford smile and smarts. And who doesn’t like smarts?...
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Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...
Read full storyDr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a three-prong pincer attack led by Field Marshall Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff, the secluded cave that served as headquarters for the reclusive Dr. Billingsgate was raided by a paramilitary force led by Field Marshall Schiff. A...
Read full storyAlex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy
President Trump has appointed Alex Jones Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy. Trump has pointed to Jones', "fine and strongly-beautiful work, on informing the public about science matters." Jones has sounded the alarm o...
Read full storyOld man tempted to join new team
Gary Johnson Sr, 78, and father of Gary Johnson 48, who is often featured on these pages, from Chutney on the Fritz, has revealed that after years of being on one team, he has been sorely tempted to join another one, again. He has been playing dar...
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To some people Balham is a joke as they hurtle through it on the A24 making their way to Gatwick airport, but thousands of people live there in peace and harmony, apart from the raucous weekend night life. Here are ten interesting facts about Balham...
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It's no secret that President Trump is not a fan of the Green New Deal. In typical fashion, the President made fun of Democrats, and the Deal, at a recent Republican gathering. What is noteworthy is that Donald Trump, along with climate deniers, and...
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After being told he needed to work on his people skills if he hoped to advance in his career as a data administrator, introverted Daniel Hobson of New York City set his mind to improving his ability to feign interest in the mundane details of his cow...
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#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...
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It was high fives all round, as referee Mike Dean etched his name into the record books by becoming the first referee to show 100 red cards in the Premier League. Manchester United captain Ashley Young spoke to The Spoof afterwards. "I'm proud to hav...
Read full storyTrump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press
In a startling development giving a rare insight into the thought processes, and wants and desires of the man who is President Donald Trump, a secret list was leaked to the press. The list: * I need to find people who won't question my authori...
Read full storyPolice Squad Trucks To 'Take Out' Vehicles Whose Drivers Are On Their Mobile Phones
The UK High Commissioner of Police has spoken to reporters about a new initiative that will, hopefully, clean-up Britain's roads, and wipe out drivers who use their mobile phones whilst behind the wheel. Eric Rambo told journalists that years' of...
Read full storyThe Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender
News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...
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A Mexican jockey pulled a fast one over the weekend. Horse jockey, Jose Hernandez, aka "The Druggie", was racing his horse, Ask Jesus, at the Killeagh Point-to-Point in Ireland on Sunday, when Hernandez decided to eat a burrito in the middle of t...
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A chance encounter with a friend in a market at the weekend, provided a rare opportunity for a spot of 'outside dining' for one man in Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 52, had taken a bus trip to the Pahurat area of the city with its plethora of Indian shop...
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