Written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 4 April 2019

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Joe Biden has plenty of space and a real American hat.

The Hen Newspaper led with a headline: Honk Horn If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden. The horns are blasting. The guy is a sweetie, and you can tell that a mile away. He has that generous Robert Redford smile and smarts. And who doesn’t like smarts?

Following the smarts drought that presently occupies the White House, smarts would be a welcome relief.

Honk the horn for smarts.

Mr. Jens Stoltenberg of Norway, NATO's Secretary General, sat in the Oval Office, expressing himself in English, more articulately than Donald Trump. How could that be? Trump’s: great, great, terrific, lots and lots, many, many, years and years, and oranges for origins rendered further testimony that smarts are missing. Biden’s smarts are present and accounted.

But Joe Biden is accused of being a space-invader.

Biden gave a candidate running for office a reassuring shoulder squeeze, a kiss on top of her head, and the candidate is doing the networks saying, “Foul play!”

After Biden’s threatening space invasion: shoulder squeeze and kiss on top of the head in 2014, did the candidate turn around and smack Biden? Nope, she waited years until Biden was about to run for the Presidency of United States.

Powers that be unfairly drummed Former Senator Al Franken of Minnesota out of office because of a selfie and complaints of space-invasions. Don’t like a space-invasion? Any equestrian can move a horse, A HORSE, away with an elbow. The same thing works for a guy or gal.

Europeans, men or women, greet one another with a smile, hand embrace on shoulders, and a kiss or air kiss on each cheek. Remember first, always extend your right cheek, or you’ll bump noses. Tres embarrassing!

The Porn-Star Presidency (a term originated by Mayor Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, Indiana) continues to scandal with one daily distraction after the next. Trump introduced the phrase Grabbing women by the pussy, and now the Democrats nervously wring their collective hands, worried about Biden’s space-invasion.

Vice President Joseph Biden has the integrity, experience, heart, and American hat to be President of the United States.

Honk your horn!

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