Trump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press

Written by Al N.

Thursday, 4 April 2019

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The secret copies of Trump's tax returns.

In a startling development giving a rare insight into the thought processes, and wants and desires of the man who is President Donald Trump, a secret list was leaked to the press.
The list:

  1. I need to find people who won't question my authority.
  2. I need to have people stop fact-checking me. If the President says it, it must be true.
  3. People shouldn't say mean things about Vlad Putin.
  4. Replace the red in red, white and blue with orange, so it's orange, white, and blue.
  5. Under no circumstances should anyone be allowed to see the Trump tax returns.

  1. When contacted, the White House insisted the list was an April Fool's Day joke.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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